Unemployment hits a record high.
Crime rates spiral out of control.
The prison system reaches breaking point.
PRIVATE CORPORATIONS now run all correctional facilities for profit.
MUSHROOM KINGDOM Penitentiary streams a series of Cage Fights live on the Internet.
Prisoners fight to the Death, creating a ratings sensation.
They are the new Gladiators and Mushroom Kingdom is their Coliseum.
 But like the mob of ancient Rome, the modern audience soon becomes bored.
They demand more…
MARIO KART is born. 

 Unemployment hits a record high.

Crime rates spiral out of control.

The prison system reaches breaking point.

PRIVATE CORPORATIONS now run all correctional facilities for profit.

MUSHROOM KINGDOM Penitentiary streams a series of Cage Fights live on the Internet.

Prisoners fight to the Death, creating a ratings sensation.

They are the new Gladiators and Mushroom Kingdom is their Coliseum.

 But like the mob of ancient Rome, the modern audience soon becomes bored.

They demand more…

MARIO KART is born. 

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